It's your funeral!: plan the celebration of a lifetime--before it's too late

I. IT'S YOUR BODY. Burial and beyond: from six feet under to sixty miles up

Common Methods: How to avoid being burned alive; Getting creative with cremains

Worksheet: my cremation creations

Eco-friendly methods: Pet cemeteries (the not-evil kind); Funeral traditions explained: viewings

Futuristic methods: There's no dying in baseball!

Donation methods: becoming poor Yorick; Funeral traditions explained: nine nights

Traditional methods: Turning body art into fine art; Worksheet: what to do with my body

Build your own coffin

Worksheet: how to contain my remains

You can take it with you: How to fend off grave robbers; Celebrity burial hoards; Worksheet: my burial accessories; Worksheet: my final fashion statement; What can be cremated with me? Funeral traditions explained: wakes

II. IT'S YOUR FUNERAL. It's your funeral and you can die if you want to

Funeral traditions of major religions: Funeral traditions explained: shemira; Funerals for the living; Funeral crashers

Choosing the perfect venue worksheet

Assigning funeral roles: My funeral dream team worksheet

Funeral themes

Fashioning your funeral: My funeral design worksheet

The Eulogy: Eulogize (but don't plagiarize); My eulogy worksheet

Funeral readings worksheet

Funeral music: A celebrity performer to entertain your mourners; My final playlist worksheet; My "Do Not Play" list worksheet; Rent-a-mourner; Traditional jazz funerals; Photo finish worksheet

Setting a selfie policy: Rewarding your funeral guests; My guest and pest lists worksheet

Lightening the mood worksheet

Planning your eternal rest worksheet

III. IT'S YOUR LEGACY. Don't you forget about me (ever)

Marking your postmortem territory: Iconic funerary monuments

Epitaphs: My perfect monument worksheet; Famous graveside rituals; My graveyard ritual worksheet; Tradition of Famadihana; Extraordinary cemeteries you need to visit (before you end up in one)

Obituaries worksheet

Your material legacy worksheet (who gets my stuff)

Where there's a will: Month's Mind funeral tradition

Your digital legacy (assets worksheet)

Your intangible legacy worksheet: 10 things I'm proud of accomplishing

Coming back to haunt someone: my haunting game plan worksheet; A message to my loved ones worksheet

How to craft a bucket list worksheet

Epilogue: The end of the beginning of your end.